Apparently this fool’s flea prevention goo didn’t work and he had a bad reaction to some shampoo. The humans are baby-ing the crap out of this dog. I laugh because he has bald spots.

From what I’ve seen, my badass fang doesn’t show up on some computer monitors, but it’s there. Props to the female human for taking this, but I still hate her guts.

I’m back.

The banes of my existence.

This is why I attack their feet while they sleep.

dreamcats:

(by canovix)

This drawing by my human is fairly accurate.

mycathobbes:

He forgets about his tongue sometimes.

dreamcats:

(by ooppssyy)

Whoa, baby!

Hello, my adoring followers. I have some unfortunate news to share, as to shed light on the subject that is my most recent hiatus:

Today I got locked outside on the porch!